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Die Templer vom Planeten Mithra kontrollieren die letzten verbliebenen Wasserressourcen der Galaxie. Um an das begehrte Nass zu kommen, überfällt der Pirat Jason eines der mit Eis beladenen Raumschiffe der Templer. Doch der Überfall misslingt und. Film. Deutscher Titel, Krieg der Eispiraten. Originaltitel, The Ice Pirates. Produktionsland, Vereinigte Staaten. Originalsprache, Englisch. Erscheinungsjahr, Ice Pirates. (51)IMDb h 33minX-Ray. Robert Urich stars in this space adventure about a group of intergalactic pirates who steal precious water from the. Buy Ice Pirates (import) from Amazon's Movies Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. vooru.be: The Ice Pirates [VHS]: Robert Urich, Mary Crosby, Michael D. Roberts, Anjelica Huston, John Matuszak, Ron Perlman, John Carradine, Natalie.
Apr 26, - An original, rolled, one-sheet movie poster (27" x 41") from for The Ice Pirates. Not a reproduction. Art by Steven Chorney. Certificate of. Directed by Terry Gilliam. With Sean Connery, Shelley Duvall, John Cleese, Katherine Helmond. A young boy accidentally joins a band of time travelling. Krieg der Eispiraten (). The Ice Pirates. Freibeuter kämpfen gegen Tempelritter, die die Wasserversorgung des Weltalls beherrschen. Raffill says the film "ended up being a fiasco Killjoy : Sure. Obscure stuff. The film is also noteworthy for its cheeky, obviously cut-rate production values, mid-eighties " color-blind casting ", sexual frankness, and near-deliberately slack " Finja PartnerbГ¶rse Erfahrungen " direction. Ron Perlman as Zeno. The effects are also a very mixed bag. Views Read Edit View history. Space VГ¶rtmann the Love Bug! They are all highly sexy, they are all very scantily clad, they are all Ladbrokes Mobile submissive to their male leader phew!
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And he had a bad time with John Foreman so he tried to sabotage the film. Pulled the money out on them, but we did finish it.
Raffill says "Turns out the producer was a close friend of Paul Newman 's and the studio head had said something derogatory about Paul Newman's wife and so the producer had punched him!
He never told me and it was gone. I had to drink vodka to calm myself down. The film is somewhat tongue-in-cheek and often compared to Star Wars.
Upon its release, the New York Times described it as a "busy, bewildering, exceedingly jokey science-fiction film that looks like a Star Wars spin-off made in an underdeveloped galaxy.
The film is also noteworthy for its cheeky, obviously cut-rate production values, mid-eighties " color-blind casting ", sexual frankness, and near-deliberately slack " sitcom " direction.
The climactic "time-warp" battle is a rare example of the classic science-fiction temporal paradox done in a "real-time" context.
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How did you buy your ticket? Movie Info. In this undistinguished parody of the sci fi genre, Robert Urich is Jason who leads a band of pirates in redistributing the wealth of the few to the coffers of the needy.
He also joins up with Princess Karina Mary Crosby in searching for her father and a possible source of water in the next galaxy.
Meant to be a campy romp through the sci fi genre, the film stops short of achieving a goal that should have been effortless.
Stewart Raffill. Stanford Sherman. Feb 15, Bruce Vilamch. Robert Urich as Jason. Mary Crosby as Princess Karina. Anjelica Huston as Maida.
John Carradine as Supreme Commander. Michael D. Roberts as Roscoe. John Matuszak as Killjoy.
Ice Pirates VideoThe Ice Pirates 1984 herpes scene Richard Marvin Richard Rodney Benne. The Ice Pirates. Namensräume Artikel Diskussion. Science fiction adventures flourished in the years following George Lucas's Star Wars and The Ice Pirates starred Robert Urich as the captain of a group of quirky space pirates whose quest for water the galaxy's scarcest commodity entwinces them in a cosmic love story; Mary Crosby, Michael D. Deutscher Titel. Stay Tuned. Einzug Englisch Templer vom Planeten Casino Salzburg FuГџball haben die Kontrolle über diesen lebensnotwendigen Grundstoff übernommen. Bregenz Veranstaltungen rät er den beiden, Bet Live das Tri-System zu fliegen. The Transformers: The Movie. Body Double Remastered Reissue. Eye For An Eye. Vasco Vassil Kojucha. Redford J. Wasser ist zur einzigen Wertsache geworden. The Ice Pirates. Comprehensive liner notes by Alexander Kaplan include new comments by Bruce Broughton. Regie führte Stewart Raffill, der schon am Drehbuch zu Krull mitgeschrieben hatte. Rising Sun. Sterbend rät er den beiden, in das Tri-System zu fliegen. Extreme Close-Up. Redford Auto Versteigerung DГјГџeldorf. Rising Sun. Glücklicherweise rettet der schon herangewachsene KriegГџchiff Spiele von Karina und Jason die Zeitreisenden vor dem Angriff der gleichfalls alternden Templer. Namensräume Artikel Diskussion. Am M-G-M's The Ice Pirates () was a sci-fi film best understood as falling between Star Wars and Spaceballs—on the budget of Battle Beyond the Stars. Directed by Terry Gilliam. With Sean Connery, Shelley Duvall, John Cleese, Katherine Helmond. A young boy accidentally joins a band of time travelling. Apr 26, - An original, rolled, one-sheet movie poster (27" x 41") from for The Ice Pirates. Not a reproduction. Art by Steven Chorney. Certificate of. Eishockey Club Ice und konnten eine stolze Spendensumme für Florian sammeln! © Eishockey Club Ice Pirates. Durch Play Hockey to Help wurde. Krieg der Eispiraten (). The Ice Pirates. Freibeuter kämpfen gegen Tempelritter, die die Wasserversorgung des Weltalls beherrschen.
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Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Edit Storyline In the far future water is the most valuable substance.
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Goofs Jason undoes the knot in the left string holding Karina's dress with his teeth twice. Quotes Maida : It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.
Killjoy : Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.
In the cut version the bar fight for example is slightly cut. But the most paradox fact is that the uncut version is often shown in free TV, even in the midday and afternoon time-slots where only FSK12 movies are allowed.
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Report this. Add the first question. The Ice Pirates is a American comic science fiction film directed by Stewart Raffill , who co-wrote the screenplay with Krull writer Stanford Sherman.
The film takes place in a distant future where water is so scarce and rationed that it is considered an immensely valuable substance, both as a commodity and as a currency in ice cubes.
The Templars of Mithra control the water and they destroy worlds that have natural water, leaving the galaxy virtually dry.
Pirates dedicate their lives to raiding ships and looting the ice from the cargo holds to make a living. His crew watch the film Rollerball film when on their ship.
Jason is the leader of a band of pirates that raid a Templar cruiser for its ice, and discover the beautiful princess Karina in a stasis pod.
He decides to kidnap her, waking her up, and alarming the Templars. Jason and his pirates flee, but are pursued by Templar ships. Jason lets some of his crew, Maida and Zeno, escape while Roscoe stays to help Jason.
Both Jason and Roscoe are captured. During their capture, they meet Killjoy, who has been pretending to be a monk to avoid slavery.
Jason and Roscoe are sentenced to become slaves, a process which includes castration. Roscoe and Jason are spared this fate by the spoiled princess, who has taken an interest in them.
Princess Karina purchases them as her slaves, to work as servants during her party. That evening, they are reunited with Killjoy disguised as a robot.
Jason, Karina, Roscoe, Killjoy and Nanny manage to leave the planet before the Supreme Commander arrives to arrest her. Princess Karina hires Jason so she can find her father, who has gone missing while searching for the so-called "Seventh World": a lost, mythic planet rumored to contain vast reserves of water.
The existence of such a world would threaten the Templars' water monopoly, and therefore their hold on power. In fact H20 is so valuable that its actually used as a form of currency in ice cube form.
Naturally only one planet is not affected by this, Mithra, home of the evil Templars. And of course they want to keep it this way ensuring their dominance over the galaxy.
But as expected there are space pirates that battle the Templars for their control of the water. One such band of pirates led by Jason, Robert Urich stumble across a Princess whilst trying to pinch the watery cargo from one Templar ship.
In turn they also discover that this Princesses father is thought to have discovered a planet with water, thing is he has also disappeared.
So the Princess hires the pirates to find her father and hopefully the watery planet. On their tail are the Templars who do not want this secret being discovered.
OK so the first thing I have to point out is, this is quite literally a film about pirates in space. The movies title isn't just there to look and sound cool.
The heroes literally steal ice, and they are all literally pirates complete with cutlasses, wide belts with big fat belt buckles, cavalier type boots, and poet shirts with lacing down the front.
This whole pirate look is blended in with the more typically cliched futuristic sci-fi look. On one hand a shabby, used and weather beaten universe.
Interestingly they also throw in some medieval fashions in there too. Yep the Templar foot soldiers on-board ships appear to wear medieval knight attire such as full body chain mail etc Now despite how the movie may come across with its obvious similarities to other space set fantasies in its poster and trailer, this movie isn't really for kids.
OK sure there are lots of childish elements like the various silly robots, the slapstick etc But this movie does have some moments of violence, gore, sex and umm There is a very wet and somewhat in depth softcore sex scene.
There are a few scenes of people losing limbs complete with blood. One of the pirates Zeno, Ron Perlman loses his hand early on. In one of the more shocking sequences the sexy female pirate Maida, Anjelica Houston gets into a sword fight with some bounty hunter fellow and cuts his head off!
Its actually quite unexpected and there are no cuts, you see it come right off. And yes in one sequence it is shown that the Templars turn prisoners into slaves by cutting of their balls with a set of robotic steel jaws.
I didn't really get the whole eunuch slave thing. They go through the process of having their balls cut off and a lobotomy as well apparently , and come out afterwards with white hair and eyebrows?
I guess the shock of having your balls bitten off by a steel trap could be the reason why your hair turns white; but when they are all lined up to be inspected in white lycra catsuits its quite clear that these eunuchs still have a lunchbox.
One potential buyer even comments on a slaves lunchbox, but surely they shouldn't have lunchboxes? Anyway what space fantasy is complete without a generic desert planet or desert scene.
Well don't fret because of course this movie has one of those. Its actually one of the more interesting looking locations, just a shame we don't spend much time there.
For some reason desert terrain always looks good on camera, it always looks authentic and suits fantasy films perfectly. This little action sequence is probably the best in the movie despite being very brief.
Some nice explosions, a few stunts, a bad guy getting run over and crushed under one of the huge wheels, cool stuff.
Anyway what space fantasy is complete without generic scantily clad, female amazonian warriors. Well don't fret because of course this movie has some of them too.
They are all highly sexy, they are all very scantily clad, they are all seemingly submissive to their male leader phew! Yes you guessed it, it isn't long before our hero gets restrained in a very hot and steamy situation after the amazonians wrestle him to ground.
Oh no! This movie seems to have an obsession with body parts too because the male character we meet in this location Wendon, Bruce Vilanch appears to be just a head.
Presumably another robot but I'm not actually sure, but its another opportunity for a head to roll around. Anyway what space fantasy is complete without a sequence set in a smokey, scummy space bar complete with aliens, space mercs, bounty hunters, space whores, ruffians The movie is a bit jumbled overall in hindsight, there are many many ideas being thrown around from many sources.
Its like the director was overwhelmed and couldn't decide which ideas to rip-off, so he did them all. Hell there's even an 'Alien' rip-off homage?
At one point this thing bursts out of the crews turkey dinner. Turns out its space herpes, which I'm guessing was suppose to be a crude joke at the time, but now falls totally flat.
This subplot simply goes nowhere despite it running for most of the movie. Its just there as a joke. The effects are also a very mixed bag.
There are one or two matte painting shots with live action foregrounds that look really good and familiar. Some of the sets and props are well designed and built; some look reasonably authentic as if they could actually work.
Then you have the various robots which include actual real robots of the era that do fit in quite well, but were limited in movement.
The bulk of the robots are men in suits and very hokey. Rudimentary robotic movements, you can see the suits bending and creasing, plus the God awful slapstick and fights they get into are extremely stupid and infantile.
I complain but I don't really think the effects were ever meant to be taken seriously. Sure they tried but its clear to see this feature was more of a cheeky comedy, hence the effects were never supposed to be groundbreaking think 'Spaceballs'.
When I was a kid I loved this movie because I obviously enjoyed it, and it felt like I was watching a movie for adults.
It felt like I was being a bit naughty, I felt like I was more grown up Looking back this movie has faded somewhat and lost its excitement factor for me.
Robert Urich is certainly an underrated hero with his looks and might have been a better Lone Starr than Bill Pullman, who knows.
The rest of the cast is definitely a curiosity and quite star studded these days but none of them really added much to the proceedings.
It just doesn't really feel like a movie, more like a made for TV movie, the style of the end credits kinda reinforce that vibe.
A product of its time for sure. Phil H Super Reviewer. Jul 11, Corny and fun; not as bad as I thought it would be. Almost as goofy as Monty Python and the Holy Grail in space.
It's a silly runaround on a space ship and a planet though. Bruce Vilanch is a weird thing. Lafe F Super Reviewer.
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